Spork in RL is one of those unfortunate folk who will actually answer to almost ALL of her net.monikers, among which include 'Spork,' 'bronski,' and 'squirty.' (Most of the people who yell 'SPORKIE' or 'SQUIRTY' are yelling it across a crowded bar after many a pint of draught Guinness and as long as Spork herself has a similar pint, they are to be forgiven.)
She slacks, she students, and she works at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor. Her administrative assistant, Potpie, can usually be reached for comment at firstname.lastname@example.org. Presently there are gifs and pictures of Spork bouncing about, but HERE IT IS: the Spork WWW page. Hold onto your britches, boys and girls, it's gonna be a wild ride.
Spork's home page
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