I was out with my younger brother shopping for a gift for his girlfriend, tomorrow is their five-month anniversary. We were looking for plush toys when we saw one of those motion-sensitive dancing animals, like that stupid flapping fish, only this one had camp value beyond compare: it was a teddy bear dressed in leather, à la late-70s Elvis, and it sang "Teddy Bear" while obscenely thrusting its pelvis in time to the music. I have tried to recreate the effect using an animated GIF file. Click here to see it (489k).