So my friend Dave and his boyfriend Carlos were up in Toronto for New Year's Eve, visiting from their home in New York City. We were taking a walk around Toronto's trendy Yorkville district when I spotted this lewd soapstone sculpture.

"Oh my god! That woman is buggering that polar bear!!" exclaimed Dave as we giggled hysterically. The shop was closed, alas, so we could not find out how much this smutty piece of artwork was selling for.