(this EyeView article is dedicated in loving bonmotory to h MacKiernan, and not for the reasons you might think!)

I was back in San Francisco for a visit, shopping at Andronico's when I saw this sign. Funny, all the Jews I've ever been with have been bigger than six inches!

For those not versed in horticulture, Hebes are a genus of flowering shrubs unique to New Zealand, varying in height between 3 inches and 6 feet. For those not versed in semiticulture, Hebe is a slang for Hebrew and is sometimes used among Jews as a casual greeting.