A Thong For You

Parody lyrics by Chris Chin
May 2001

I've been so very trashy in my life and time
I've done a lot of men -- I've heard some bad lines
I've acted out my love in sex clubs
With ten thousand people watching
But we're alone now and I'm wearing this thong for you

I know your image of me is what you paid to see
I've treated you so kindly -- and so professionally
There's no one more important to me
Darlin' can't you please just screw me
My meter's running and I'm wearing this thong for you

You offered ninety dollars
For my youth, it's worth something
You cruised me up front, and I was packing
But you know I'm so much better
So get your finances together
Listen to my escort ad
'Cuz my rate's there for the asking

I'll love you in a place where you pay for the time
I'll love you for an hour, 'cuz you're a john of mine
And when your rental's over
Remember when we were together
We were alone and I was wearing this thong for you

You offered ninety dollars
For my youth, it's worth something
You cruised me up front, and I was packing
But you know I'm so much better
So get your finances together
Listen to my escort ad
'Cuz my rate's there for the asking

I'll love you in a place where they don't ask your name
I'll love you in an alley, to me it's all the same
And when this trick is over
I'll remember when we were together
We were alone and I was wearing that thong for you
I'm alone now and I'm not wearing that thong for you

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