Believe (Lice After Love)

Parody lyrics by Chris Chin
April 7, 2000

No matter how hard I try
There's something itching me inside
And I just can't tell
There's a chance I'll need Kwell

I'm so glad that you're leavin'
Took time to believe it
But after all was said and done
I ended up the itchy one, ohhh!

Chorus
Do you believe in lice after love?
I can feel something inside me say
I really do think that I've got crabs now
Do you believe in lice after love?
I can feel something inside me say
I really do think that I've got crabs now

So by the way I'm telling you
I gave you gonnorhea too
Yeah I gave you clap
And there's no turning back

I need to have revenge to move on
I need bitterness to feel strong
I took some time to think it through
And herpes was too good for you, ohhh!

Chorus

Bridge
Well I know that I'll get through this
'Cos I know the crabs are gone
I don't need Kwell anymore
I don't need Kwell anymore
No I don't need Kwell anymore
I don't need Kwell anymore

Chorus

Final Chorus
Do you believe in life after lice?
I can feel something inside me say
I hope your clap never goes away
Do you believe in life after lice?
I can feel something inside me say
I really just wish you'd go away

[notes]

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