Strong Enough
(To Clean This Bathroom)

Parody lyrics by Chris Chin
April 7, 2000

Intro
I don't need your mop and broom
There's nothing you can do to clean this room
And it looks, like a disaster zone
You'll never change for no one
But I can't go on like this
This bathroom's such a mess
And you're not helping...you're not...helping

'Cos I'm strong enough
To clean this bathroom
Strong enough, if I keep scrubbing
Long enough, now I'm strong enough
To know...mildew won't grow!

There's no bathtub leaks
No water spots
Or mirror streaks
No matter that the counter creaks
I'm strong enough to know, mildew won't grow

So if you feel oversanitized
Baby have I got news for you
You're not just cleaned, you've been Comet-ized
You don't wanna make a mess now

I've been scrubbing floors
Washing walls and wiping doors
This bathrooms quite a chore, it's true
I'm telling you

Now I'm strong enough
To clean this bathroom
Strong enough, if I keep trying
Long enough, now I'm strong enough
To know...mildew won't grow!

Lysolled the garbage can
Cleaned out the ceiling fan
Used up the Spic-and-Span, it's true
I'm telling you

That I'm strong enough
To clean this bathroom
Strong enough, if I keep going
Long enough, now I'm strong enough
To know...mildew won't grow!

There's no more to say
Clean up your mess then walk away
There's no excuse to live this way
'Cos I'm strong enough
To know...this mess gotta go!

[notes]

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