It Had To Be Lube

Parody lyrics by Chris Chin
April 7, 2000

It had to be lube
It had to be lube

I fumbled around and finally found
The slippery tube; could only be lube
Makes me so slick for any old dick
Any old trick that I want to do

Some brands that I've used, they end up like glue
I hate running dry with whatever I try
No that just won't do

So if you want to give me a thrill
If it's my hole that you want to fill
You gotta use lube, wonderful lube
It has to be lube


[original song]