Crack-Ho Tweaker

Parody lyrics by Chris Chin
May 2001

Crack-Ho Tweaker, gettin' a bump
At Club Universe 'til the sun comes up and then
The EndUp 'til ten
Lord, sketchy men
Melatonin is the poor man's xanax

Tweakin' in the morning rain
Shakin' and shiverin' cuz I'm soaking wet, I need
Just one cigarette
That's what you get
You need to come down in time for Monday, yeah

Oh, I love my crystal meth
It's got the way to make me happy
You and me, and Crissy's three
Crack-Ho Tweaker, the music's thumpin'
Grindin' your teeth like a freight train runnin'
So light up that pipe
The song keeps playin' on
Playin' on
Playin' on
Playin' on, my baby

Crack-ho tweaker, drugs make you smile
The high, if it lasts an hour....well that's all right
We got all night
High as a kite
Find us a dealer that don't ask no questions, yeah

Oh, I love my Special K
It's got the way to make me sketchy
You and me -- shit, I can't see
Crack-ho tweaker, you fell in a K-hole
Took too much and your face's gone pale
So call 9-1-1
The song keeps playin' on
Playin' on
Playin' on
Playin' on, my baby

Crack-ho tweaker, doin' a rail
No solid food for a week -- just protein shakes
Makes you lose weight
Don't it feel great?
Can't keep it up but that's what viagara is for!

Oh, I love my GHB
It's got the way to make me easy
You and me, and Ecstasy
Crack-ho tweaker, you're startin' to twitch
You took too much G, you dumbass bitch
Ambulance comin'
The song keeps playin' on
Playin' on
Playin' on
Playin' on, my baby

[notes]

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