Well-Hung Jew

Parody lyrics by Chris Chin
May 2001

Well-hung Jew
Everybody knows one
Well-hung Jew
Everybody's blown one

Me and you (feh!) are subject to (oy!) shpilkes now and then
But when you go inside I open wide
So take it out again
Just take it out again

Well-hung Jew
Bigger than a dildo
Well-hung Jew
Makes you bite your pillow

What a schlimiel! Your tuchas feels, like a hot iron vise
And before you know it, it starts to feeling good
You simply got no choice
You simply got no choice

(instrumental klezmer break)

Me and you (feh!) are subject to (oy!) shpilkes now and then
But when you go inside I open wide
So take it out again
Just take it out again

Well-hung Jew
Everybody knows one
Well-hung Jew
Everybody's blown one

(repeat ad infinitum with chorus voices)

[notes]

[original song]

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