Porn

Parody lyrics by Chris Chin
June 16, 2001

I thought I saw a man watching me
At the bar, in LA, he looked just like a crook
But he said that I had what it took

He said that I could be a star in gay porn
I didn't really know, didn't really think
Of what my ass could score
Well now I'm just a porno-whore

There's nothing glam, it's all a lie
The cash I made has all run dry
That's what's goin' on

Nothing's fine in porn
I'm all out of drugs
This is how I feel
I'm old and I am shamed
Lying naked on the floor
Delusions never changed
Into something real
I'm high on crack but I can see
The sketchiness of porn
Get out, it's not too late
Stay away from porn

So I guess my friends back home were right
I should have read the contract through
And not just signed that night
But I gave away my rights and now

I don't care, I just get fucked
But I don't like it all that much
There's just so many things

That I hate about porn
I'm all out of drugs
This is how I feel
I'm old and I am shamed
Lying naked on the floor
Delusions never changed
Into something real
I'm high on crack but I can see
The sketchiness of porn
I'm trapped and it's too late
I'm here stuck in porn

Porn

(instrumental)

There's nothing glam, it's all a lie
The cash I made has all run dry
That's what's goin' on

Nothing's fine in porn
I'm all out of drugs
This is how I feel
I'm old and I am shamed
Lying naked on the floor
Delusions never changed
Into something real
I'm high on crack but I can see
The sketchiness of porn
I'm all out of drugs
This is how I feel
I'm old and I am shamed
Bound and tied up on the floor
I'm trapped and it's too late
I'm here stuck in porn

Porn

[notes]

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