You've Got A Dealer

Parody lyrics by Chris Chin
November 7, 1999

When you're down and troubled
And you need some ecstasy
Or cocaine, or acid, "K", or weed
Dial my pager, and think of me
And soon I will be there
To satisfy, all of your party needs

You just call out my name
And you know wherever I am
I'll come running to see you again
Crystal meth, bennies, or crack
GHB, or mushrooms, or smack
I'm your dealer, yes I am...
I'll be your friend

If the cash you owe me
Grows large and stays unpaid
And your line of credit is in doubt
Get your shit together
And pay up all your bills
Or soon you'll hear me knocking kneecaps out


Ain't it good to know that you've got a friend
Some dealers can be so low
They'll hurt you, yes, and desert you
They'll break your arms, rip your legs off
So pay your...debts off



[original song]