If I Can't Have Lube

Parody lyrics by Chris Chin & h MacKiernan
April 30, 2001

I'm so dry
I am chafing every night and day
Oh there's got to be...some kind of lube for me
My sore rear end

And it doesn't matter how I try
My ass, so far...won't open up to you
If I squeeze real hard
Are you man enough to push it through?
Go bareback is what I won't do...

Refrain
If I can't have lube
I don't want your dick inside me
If I can't have lube, woh-oh-oh, OW!
If I can't have lube
Don't want your dick inside me, baby
If I can't have lube, wo-oh-oh, OW!

Can't let go
And it doesn't matter how I try
I'd give it up...so easily
To you my love
My ass it never will come loose
If only you had brought some lube
Go crazy is what we would do

Refrain, repeat to fade

[notes]

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