Bottom Tonight

Parody lyrics by Chris Chin & h MacKiernan
April 30, 2001

Well you can tell by the way I use your cock
I'm a bottom man, no time to top.
The sex is hot and the lube is cold
I'm young and hung, twenty-one years old
(And I go) All night, and all day
I can take it ev'ry way
Amyl nitrate, Ecstasy --
Poppers do their thing on me.

Bring on another lover I gotta have another
(I'm a) Bottom tonight, bottom tonight
Hear the bed's a-creaking and everybody's freakin'
(I'm a) Bottom tonight, bottom tonight
Ah! ah! ah! ah! A bottom tonight, bottom tonight
Ah! ah! ah! ah! A bottom tonight

Well now I go down when I get high
I'm versatile -- or at least I try.
My ankles up, up to the sky
I wanna get fucked til the day I die
(You know it's) So tight, it's so hot
Fuck me harder, please don't stop
Crystal meth, GHB
Roofies, cocaine, LSD

Everybody's trippin' and everybody's rippin'
(I'm a) Bottom tonight, bottom tonight.
Do another bump before you put it in my rump
(I'm a) Bottom tonight, bottom tonight
Ah! ah! ah! ah! A bottom tonight, bottom tonight
Ah! ah! ah! ah! A bottom tonight!

Bridge
Butt gettin' stuffed, yeah
Somebody fuck me
Somebody fuck me, yeah
Butt gettin' stuffed, yeah
Somebody fuck me, yeah
Bottom tonight!

Well you can tell by the way my ass is sore
I've been fucked all night; and I still want more
Two at once, yeah, I'm your bitch
I'll stretch a mile before I tear an inch
(And I'll be) All right, I'm okay
Shove it in, go all the way
Make me scream, make me shout
This is what it's all about

If you like to top 'em then I'm your party bottom
(I'm your) Bottom tonight, bottom tonight
If you wanna do me, then come on in and screw me
(I'm your) Bottom tonight, bottom tonight
Ah! ah! ah! ah! Bottom tonight, bottom tonight
Ah! ah! ah! ah! Bottom tonight!

Bridge, repeat 4x

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