Folsom Street Fair/
Canticle

Parody lyrics by Chris Chin
June 17, 2001

Are you going to Folsom Street Fair?
Latex, leather, bondage & kink
Remember that it's not just for Bears
There's less diff'rance there than you'd think

Big muscled men who take off their shirts
In the back of an alley in deep darkened doors
Latex, leather, bondage and kink
Buy party favours for later tonight
Tonight they'll be at Club Universe
Crystal and poppers are standard procedure
Stand in line to order a drink
Sleep thanks to xanax and no wake-up call

Thin skinny ravers in from Walnut Creek
In the back of the bar, the groping begins
Latex, leather, bondage and kink
Sticky the floor with too many beers
Between the gay bikers and the speed freaks
A sketchy guy gets blowjobs for fun
Trannies, hookers, drag queens in mink

Wearing all black in hot sunny weather
See fellows heading for one of the sexclubs
Latex, leather, bondage and kink
Hoping to score or at least get a thrill
And all those hot men sweating together
And until the next day, when all will be forgotten
Pretty soon they all start to stink

Are you going to Castro Street Fair?
Trendy bar queens, gymbots & twinks
I bet you'll see the same people there
There's less diff'rance there than you'd think

[notes]

[original song]

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