MacArthur Park

Parody lyrics by Chris Chin
April 30, 2001

War was beginning for us, girl
In twenty-one-oh-one
As we followed in the dawn
Between the starship captain and the Cats
In love's hot fevered zigs
Like main screen turning on

MacArthur's Park Are All Belong To Us
All For Great Justice flowing down
Someone-set-up-us the cake out in the rain
I don't think you on the way
To destruction, what you say
You have no chance to survive, make your time
Ha-ha ha-ha!!!!

Foaming at the mouth
On the starship's deck today
Cats, the evil cyborg on our ship
The captain looked at Cats and replied "WHAT YOU SAY!!"


(instrmental interlude)

There will take off every zig for me
If you just trust us
You know what you doing
For great justice
I'll exploit this pop-cult trend while it's still warm
And never get caught playing Zero Wing at work
And after all the zigs of my life
Yes after all the zigs of my life
You'll still be the one

I will take off every zig and I will use it
I will move great justice in their eyes and I will lose it
I will have the Sega that I desire
Though XBox flow like pipedreams through the sky
And after all the zigs of my life
Yes after all the zigs of my life
I'll be thinking of you
And wondering why...

(verse instrumental)

(chorus instrumental)

(instrumental interlude)


[original song]