They'll Never Go On Sale Again

Parody lyrics by Chris Chin
June 10, 2001

I went to Saks Fifth Avenue
And much to my suprise
Something they had put on sale was
Actually in my size
I hurried to the dressing room
And took the items in
Cuz there'll never be a sale like this again

I know they'll never go on sale again
So I keep tryin' on the things before they're gone
I know they'll never go on sale again
Hold on, hold on, hold on

A fool will lose their place in line
Reaching back to find their way
I won't lose my place at check-out
When it's time to pay
I'll put it all on credit cards
And walk out with a grin
Cuz there'll never be a sale like this again

I know they'll never go on sale again
So I keep tryin' on the things before they're gone
I know they'll never go on sale again
Hold on, hold on, hold on...

I know they'll never go on sale again
So I keep tryin' on the things before they're gone
I know they'll never go on sale again
Hold on, hold on

I know they'll never go on sale again
So I keep tryin' on the things before they're gone
I know they'll never go on sale again
Hold on, hold on

[notes]

[original song]

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