ClaudeSF as gay ninja

ClaudeSF, in addition to his myriad other offline activities, studies the martial art of tae-kwon-do. He is also innately stylish and always fashionably well-dressed. KidKero was thus moved to remark "Claude is the gay ninja... he'll slit your throat and redecorate your apartment with silk pillows and matching drapes before the body even hits the ground!"

Continuing in this vein, KidKero (I added one, but KidKero wrote the rest) came up with a series of inspired "quotations" such as those that might be spouted by a 70-year-old Shaolin Monk fashion sensei (Think of that horribly kitschy 70s TV series "Kung Fu" -- or as Margaret Cho dubs it "Hey! That Guy's Not Chinese!!"):