ClaudeSF as gay ninja

• Origin: KidKero, Spup
• Usage: anecdote, quotations

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• [Cc] : ClaudeSF, titles of

ClaudeSF, in addition to his myriad other offline activities, studies the martial art of tae-kwon-do. He is also innately stylish and always fashionably well-dressed. KidKero was thus moved to remark "Claude is the gay ninja... he'll slit your throat and redecorate your apartment with silk pillows and matching drapes before the body even hits the ground!"

Continuing in this vein, KidKero (I added one, but KidKero wrote the rest) came up with a series of inspired "quotations" such as those that might be spouted by a 70-year-old Shaolin Monk fashion sensei (Think of that horribly kitschy 70s TV series "Kung Fu" -- or as Margaret Cho dubs it "Hey! That Guy's Not Chinese!!"):

"you graduate this dojo when you can snatch the Saks Fifth Avenue gift certificate from my hand, grasshoppah"

"when you can walk the length of this runway and leave no trace of sequin..."

"you fail! now go wear poorly cooordinated polyester Donna Karan outlet mall pantsuit and stand under waterfall for three moons!!"

"wise man say never wear brown belt with black shoes after lotus blossom bloom"

"you...disappoint...your master. I ask you run bamboo reed gauntlet while accessorizing; you come back, have wool scarf! your complexion type "spring"!!! only light fabrics!!! *whap*"

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