gingerbread dongs

Anyone who's spent even a short amount of time on channel knows of Number-6's predilection for uttering "penis" (and its various synonyms) on channel variously as noun, verb, and random interjection. Around Thanksgiving 2000, he acquired (by mail-order, naturally) cookie-cutters in the shape of a large penis and promised to bake and send me a batch of gingerbread dongs. I am still waiting, with breathess anticipation.