Hmm. I'm only allowed to tell part of the story here, but the salient parts have been included. For reasons and under circumstances you'll have to ask him about, Popscene once found himself with an insistently stiff erection. Being Popscene is (I feel compelled to add here that alas, I have no personal experience with it), this was quite remarkable. When asked to recall the situation more recently, he offhandedly described the situation thus: "I got so hard....let's just say I could hang a towel off of it....and I did."

I thereafter dubbed Popscene "towel-rack". Popscene made it into a verb and greets me on channel with the action "Popscene towel-racks Spup"; to which I respond "Spup *fluffytowels* Popscene".