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ABN AMRO "tulip" logo is a trademark of ABN AMRO Bank, N. V.
ADP logo is a registered trademark of Automatic Data Processing (ADP), Inc.
AIX is a trademark of International Business Machines Corporation.
Alta Vista and the Alta Vista "mountains" logo are trademarks of Compaq, Inc.
Ameritech and the Ameritech logo are registered trademarks of Ameritech, Inc.
Aon logo is a trademark of Aon Corporation.
"Apple" logo is a registered trademark of Apple Computer, Inc.
AppleTalk is a trademark of Apple Computer, Inc.
AT&T and the "Death Star" logo are trademarks of American Telephone & Telegraph.
ATG logo is a trademark of Art Technology Group.
Babylon 5, characters, names, and all related indices are trademarks of Time Warner Entertainment Co., LP.
Banco Santander logo is a trademark of Banco Santander.
BankAmerica logo is a trademark of BankAmerica Corporation.
Bank of Boston logo is a trademark of the Bank of Boston.
Bank of Tokyo-Mitsubishi logo is a trademark of The Bank of Tokyo-Mitsubishi, Ltd.
Barclays Bank logo is a trademark of Barclays Bank.
BMG logo is a trademark of Brun et Meyer Gestion.
Bugs Bunny is a trademark of Warner Brothers Animation.
Calvin is a trademark of Universal Press Syndicate.
cc:Mail is a trademark of International Business Machines Corporation.
CDDI is a trademark of Crescendo Communications.
Chase logo is a trademark of The Chase Manhattan Corporation.
Checkfree logo is a registered trademark of CheckFree Corporation.
Chicago Tribune logo is a trademark of the Tribune Company.
Citibank logo is a registered trademark of Citicorp.
Collective Advisory Partners, Collective Impact, Collective Infrastructure, Collective Labs, Collective Methodologies, Collective Resources, Collective Technologies, Collective University, C-Fix, C-Solve, C-Track, and the "ray" design are service marks of Collective Technologies, Inc.
Collective Intellect is a registered trademark of Collective Technologies, Inc.
Credit Lyonnais logo is a trademark of Credit Lyonnais.
DECnet is a trademark of Compaq, Inc.
Deutsche Bank logo is a trademark of Deutsche Bank.
Disk Suite is a trademark of Sun Microsystems, Inc.
Dust Puppy is a trademark of Illiad.
EDS logo is a trademark of Electronic Data Systems (EDS).
Enterprise Mail Exchange and EMX are trademarks of SoftSwitch, Inc.
Ethernet is a trademark of Xerox Corporation.
Excite and the Excite logo are trademarks of Excite Inc.
First Chicago logo is a trademark of First Chicago NBD Corporation.
Fiserv logo is a trademark of Fiserv Inc.
Folio and the Folio logo are registered trademarks of Folio Corporation.
Folio siteDirector and the sphere logo are trademarks of Folio Corporation.
FrameMaker is a registered trademark of Adobe Systems, Inc.
Freakazoid is a trademark of Warner Brothers' Animation.
Grainger logo is a registered trademark of W. W. Grainger, Inc.
GTS logo is a trademark of ABN AMRO Bank N. V.
Hoare Govett and the Hoare Govett logo are trademarks of ABN AMRO Inc.
HP, the HP logo, and HP-UX are registered trademarks of Hewlett-Packard Corporation.
HP-Metrix, HP OpenView, and HPOV are trademarks of Hewlett-Packard Corporation.
HFC logo is a trademark of Household Finance Corporation.
HSBC logo is a trademark of HSBC Holdings plc.
IBM, the IBM logo, IBM 370, and IBM 3090 are trademarks of International Business Machines Corporation.
IBM-PC is a registered trademark of International Business Machines Corporation.
Infobase and the infobase logo are trademarks of Folio Corporation.
Infoseek logo is a registered trademark of Infoseek Corporation.
ING Bank (lion) logo is a trademark of ING Bank.
Intel is a trademark of Intel Corporation.
LaserWriter is a trademark of Apple Computer, Inc.
Macintosh is a registered trademark of Apple Computer, Inc.
Magic logo is a trademark of Kami Internet Design.
Microsoft, Microsoft Access, Microsoft Excel, Microsoft Internet Explorer, Microsoft Office, Microsoft PowerPoint, Microsoft Schedule+, Microsoft Word, their logos, and MS-DOS are registered trademarks of Microsoft Corporation.
Motif is a trademark of Open Software Foundation, Inc.
NDC logo is a trademark of National Data Corporation.
Netscape Communications, Netscape, Netscape Enterprise Server, Netscape Mail Server, Netscape Navigator, Netscape Navigator Gold, Netscape News Server, and the Netscape Communications logo are trademarks of Netscape Communications Corporation.
NetView is a trademark of International Business Machines Corporation.
NetWare, the N-design, and Novell are registered trademarks of Novell, Inc.
Network File System and NFS are trademarks of Sun Microsystems, Inc.
Network Information Service and NIS are trademarks of Sun Microsystems, Inc.
NeXT and the "NeXT" logo are trademarks of NeXT Computer, Inc.
OpenMail is a registered trademark of Hewlett-Packard Corporation.
OpenView is a trademark of Hewlett-Packard Corporation.
Paranet and the Paranet logo are trademarks of Sprint Paranet Inc.
Pentium is a trademark of Intel Corporation.
Perl and the Perl "camel" logo are trademarks of the Perl Institute.
Pinky and the Brain are trademarks of Warner Brothers Animation.
PostScript is a trademark of Adobe Systems, Inc.
PowerPoint is a registered trademark of Microsoft Corporation.
Quicktime is a trademark of Apple Computer, Inc.
RedHat logo is a trademark of RedHat, Inc.
Rugrats, the characters, the logo, and the sounds are trademarks of Klasky/Csupo Inc.
SchoolHouse Rock is a trademark of the American Broadcasting Company, Inc.
SecurID is a trademark of Security Dynamics.
Shockwave and the Shockwave logo are trademarks of Macromedia, Inc.
The Simpsons and all characters thereof are trademarks of Grace Films, Inc.
Solaris and the Solaris logo are registered trademarks of Sun Microsystems, Inc.
Sparc and SparcStation are trademarks of Sun Microsystems, Inc.
Standard Chartered logo is a trademark of Standard Chartered.
Star Trek, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek: Voyager, and all the characters, plots, props, and technologies thereof, are trademarks or registered trademarks of Paramount Pictures.
Star Wars is a trademark of Lucasfilm Ltd.
Sun, SunOS, the "S" logo, and the "Solaris" logo are trademarks of Sun Microsystems, Inc.
Sun Microsystems is a registered trademark of Sun Microsystems, Inc.
SunNet Manager is a trademark of Sun Microsystems, Inc.
Swiss Bank "keys" logo is a trademark of Warburg Dillon Reed LLC.
Sybase is a trademark of Sybase, Inc.
System/370 is a trademark of International Business Machines Corporation.
Tivoli is a registered trademark of International Business Machines Corporation.
Tivoli Management Environment, Tivoli Management Platform, Tivoli Management Framework, Tivoli Application Service, Tivoli/ADE, Tivoli/Admin, Tivoli/AEF, Tivoli/Courier, Tivoli/Enterprise Console, Tivoli/Sentry, and Tivoli/Workload are trademarks of International Business Machines Corporation.
Tribune logo is a trademark of the Tribune Company.
Unix is a registered trademark of Open Software Foundation, Inc.
VISA logo is a registered trademark of Visa International.
Wildfire and the Wildfire logo are registered trademarks of Wildfire Communications, Inc.
Windows and Windows NT are trademarks of Microsoft Corporation.
WinZip is a registered trademark of Nico Mak Computing, Inc.
Wizard logo is a trademark of Exploit Information Technology.
wusage is a trademark of Boutell.Com.
X-Window and X Window System are trademarks of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology.
Xerox is a registered trademark of Xerox Corporation.
xpaint and xv are trademarks of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology.
Yellow Pages ("Fingers walking") logo is a trademark of AT&T.

All other product names, company names, and logos used in these pages are trademarks, registered trademarks, or service marks of their respective manufacturers and/or owners.


Last update Jan01/17 by Josh Simon (<jss@clock.org>).